I stepped into the cockpit, turned the key, and let the engine roar. This plane was powerful. I had always wanted to fly. This was my chance. Behind me a little kid yelled, “Get on with it grandma-there is a line back here.” I turned my head, scowled, and told him I was not moving until it would fly. The crowd around me erupted in snickers and howls. One particular guy stopped convulsing long enough to tell me that it was just a ride. It would not fly.
“What do you mean it doesn’t fly? I put a quarter in this plane. I paid to fly!” I screamed and then clenched the stirring wheel in disbelief. My dream. My dream dissolved into the last remaining chuckles of the people around me.
I moved to get up, but the plane started moving forward. Wtf. Before I could react, I stumbled back down into the seat and my legs flailed into the air. I was going up. I was in the sky. I was flying.
You can find Culprit’s Pilot Trainer Ride at TLC’s The Garden. Culprit has three different items out, and all of them have hilarious animations and facial expressions. You have to go try them out!
The Garden [theme: Area 51] allows you to be a kid again, so don’t miss it! Just watch out, a few poor souls were abducted by aliens while shopping.
Now, I need to figure out how to land this thing.
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Culprit Pilot Trainer Ride @ TLC’s The Garden [includes facial expressions, music, and animations]